Dear Scabby McScabbystein
you were the price i paid for beauty. if i have to look like a mutant, i should at least embody the powers of one as a fair trade off.
i hate you.
love always,
c. chan
ps. i want to pick you so badly, but i was already berated. i shall try not to feel you up as much as possible.
i hate you.
love always,
c. chan
ps. i want to pick you so badly, but i was already berated. i shall try not to feel you up as much as possible.
posted by handicapped bunnyrabbits at 1:55 AM
1 Comments:
Dear Chan's Scabby,
I have the perfect girlfriend for you. She's white, round and covered with a layer of crusty pink. Her name is Pimplestein. She's huge, if youre into that sorta thing. I can see her sometimes out of the edge of my eye. Let me know and I'll try to hook you two up.
Love,
Erika
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