are you friendly?

check one: yes/no

i personally don't think i'm one of the most amicable looking people on planet earth. in fact, i think its the opposite mostly. still, people insist on asking me for directions when iam clearly no expert in navigation. old asian grandmothers like to ask me where to take the bus in flushing, people like to call out from their cars and ask how to get places, strangers sit obscenely close to me when im upstairs in the student union, despite a plethora of seats farther away from me. (its called personal space people). why? its probably my misanthropic ways and cynicism talking, but - go away.