Yes, Mommie Dearest.

before:




after:


oh shit. yeah.
four swiffers and some comet cleaner later, all the pubes were gone from the toilet and the leftover disposable contact lens was actually disposed of.
i really dont know where that giant amoeba shaped dirt spot came from, but it grew over time. i also have a suspicion that my suitemate's boyfriend cannot aim very well.
my suitemate is digusting. - i dont talk trash. its just not my fault youre a douchebag and no one likes you on this floor.

"Helga, I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the dirt." - Joan Crawford